This is the AMAZING garden gnome I found while out shopping with my husband! He was not spotted at Gnome Depot, despite your best guess.
I nearly cried when I had to leave the store without him & his giant gnome twin. But alas, giant gnomes aren’t cheap ($130!) & my husband was with me. Frickin’ husbands, haters of joy & whimsy. He obviously has not heard the popular saying “to gnome me, is to love me”.
From this gnoment on, I will mourn the loss of my soul-mate & the joy he would bring to my garden.
(If gnome puns were dollars, I’d be well on my way to purchasing said gnome.)
